1. The Saya Anjing ma (I am a DOG ma!) fiasco
One day in Form 2 (2004) me and Richard were throwing erasers at each other. One of my stray erasers went and hit our class STONER (sorry whatever your name is already...) So he woke up and was like REALLY ANGRY!!!... and then he looked our way. Being a smart coward, I quickly looked away and acted all innocent. At that time, Ivan was in the line of fire. So the STONER decided (maybe his mind still in sleep mode) that Ivan was the one that woke him up. So he stormed to Ivan and went KENAPA KAMU LONTAR RUBBER INI KEPADA SAYA (WHY DID YOU THROW THAT ERASER TO ME)... or something to that effect. Ivan, being the new boy in class was naturally scared. So he went Sorry la... and then the STONER GLARED at him and stormed away. Later Richard remarked in fits of laughter that the way Ivan said Sorry la was like saying SORRY LA.... saya ANJING KAN!!! (Sorry la, I am a DOG!!!)... This line became legendary and everytime i MSN with Ivan this line pops up:D
2. The Gau.... gau.... SCRABBLE LA! (play... play SCRABBLE!) fiasco
This remains really blur in my memory... but from what I remembered it was a impromptu joke session and Chee Kit Wai, Khristie, CMIN, Rich and Ivan were making it up... So here it goes. (Presented to you in a play):
Curtains open
CMIN and CMIN's MOTHER centerstage
CMIN'S MOTHER: CMIN, NEI GE PANG YAU LEI ZHO (CMIN, your FRIEND COME ALREADY!)
CMIN: OK LA
IVAN (or Victor i forgot already) Enters
IVAN: LETS GO SAUJANA!!! (will be elaborated on in later jokes)
CMIN: Ngo ng moi hui Saujana (I don't want to go to Saujana)
(btw, Saujana is reputed to be a GAY place... its IVAN's old school lol)
IVAN: LEI LA!! (COME LA!!!)
SCENE 2 (its the funny part, remember, I think this was impromptu humour)
CMIN MOTHER: CMIN LEI TONG NGO GAU YE (Come and 'PLAY' with me)
CMIN: Gao mat ye (play what?)
CMIN MOTHER: ~mysteriously~ gao..... YE LA (play...... things la)
CMIN: GAO MAT YE??? (PLAY WHAT???)
CMIN MOTHER: ...ye la! (THINGS LA!)
CMIN: GAO MAT YEEE???? (PLAY WHATTT???!!!)
CMIN MOTHER: ~very very mysteriously~ gao..... gaoo..... SCRABBLE LA~!!!! (play... playy.... SCRABBLE LA!!!)
LOL... i real life its much more funnier :D
3. The THIS ROCK LOOKS LIKE EDMUND'S MOTHER'S BREAT fiasco (I'm not proud of it!)
You have to understand we are really immatured and mean...
Well, during the art exam, I was drawing this Finding Nemo picture... when I started drawing a rock. At that time, the running gig was that Edmund's mother had breast cancer (see, I told you we were mean). So I declared openly in class with Edmund behind me... WAH, THIS ROCK LOOKS LIKE EDMUND'S MOTHER'S CANCER BREAST!
Edmund was FURIOUS!!!! He came over, and WHACKED me on the back... Then my big mouth got scared and kept quiet. I heard by the side Pong Loong Kean saying: afterwards we beat up Victor OK? I was like *SCARED*... So after school, I ran quickly back home and hid... Luckily Edmund forget this incident and forgave me easily...
4. The MULIMAU fiasco
Me, Richard and CMIN used to play this fantasy game where we were all rulers of different ancient countries. So one day, someone brought a Pomelo Melon skin (not unlike the one on top of the cat)... So Richard go and take the skin and put it on top of CMIN's head, and declared him MULIMAU CHIUN MIN, MULIMAU (meaning some kind of ruler) of Duxton! Till this day I don't know where Richard got the ingenuity of the Mulimau call.
5. The JAGA JAGA JAGA fiasco
In form 3 (2005), Richard was elected class vice president. So.... he had the responsibility to keep the all important BLUE BOOK. Failure to do so will result in the use of the ROTAN on the LOSER (meaning the one who lost it, not the one who is a loser :S). One day, we found out that the book was MISSING!!! We were so nervous, searching high and low for it. We were so scared that we went to our class teacher, Pn. Rafidah. She was like: Don't worry, saya akan JAGA kamu (Don't worry, I will PROTECT YOU). However, the way she said it was so funny... almost in a sexual way. We then ended up finding the blue book hidden in JOSHUA'S bag... like WTF he is the last person you'd think would do that. Anyway, I then went on to make a parody of Rafidah:
Satu Jaga, Satu Malam
Dua Jaga, Lima Malam
Sepuluh Jaga, Beribu-ribu malam
MWAHAHAHAHAHA
translated loosely to:
(One protection, one night,
Two protections, FIVE NIGHTS
TEN PROTECTIONS, THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS OF NIGHTS
MWAHAHAHAHA)
This phrase then became legendary, when we adapted it into many different version, among them, Chef Wan,
Wadi, and a paedophile. We also translated it into Cantonese, Malay, ENglish and Mandarine... I remember the funniest one was:....
BERIBU RIBU MALAM!!!
NYEH NYEH NYEH (Chef Wan gay laugh)
6. Si Hami Lang? (What Clan are you from?) fiasco
I think Si Hami Lang is Hakka or Hokkien... anyway, Richard always asks people Lu Si Hami Lang (What Chinese Clan are you from). One day... he deviated from his usual thing and declared that CMIN si dickhead lang (CMIN is from the dickhead clan)... The funny part is this pattern went everywhere. Richard asked everyone Lu Si Hami Lang (what clan are you from) and then answered for them. For example, he declared that Wayne si IBAN lang (Wayne is an Iban, a tribe in Malaysia, not unlike the picture on your left... apparantly Wayne has Iban blood, which he is for some reason ashamed of).
Thats not all... I'll be back with more more and more... just have no time right now...
KEEP FIGHTING!
